Hot Takes and Cold Server Rooms
Welcome to the place where IT meets opinions. I cover AI, cybersecurity, infrastructure, industry trends, and the occasional life update from someone who manages servers by day and goats by night. I have spent 15+ years in the trenches of healthcare, education, and tech, which means I have seen things. Breached things. Fixed things. Automated things that absolutely should have been automated three years earlier. And formed opinions about all of it. Grab a coffee. The good stuff is just below.
Google's AI Image Generator Is Impressive, Unhinged, and Coming for Your Photo Albums
The same tool that put a journalist in a snow-covered hot tub can put anyone anywhere, doing anything, in seconds. Enterprise security awareness training that doesn't include AI-generated image manipulation at this point is running behind the threat landscape.
Your Next Phone Will Cost More (Blame the AI Hype Machine)
The average smartphone price is projected to jump 14% to $523 this year, and the sub-$100 device may become permanently uneconomical. For IT leaders managing device fleets, the budget spreadsheet that made sense last quarter may need some serious rethinking
Shadow IT Is Not the Problem. It's the Symptom.
Shadow IT doesn't happen because users are reckless. It happens because a team had a problem, IT's solution timeline didn't match their urgency, and a free trial existed. The best shadow IT policy is a fast IT team with a genuine appetite for solving business problems.
$110 Billion Says AI Is Not Going Anywhere
Amazon just wrote a $50 billion check to OpenAI. SoftBank and Nvidia each threw in $30 billion. That's $110 billion in a single funding round for one AI company. If you're still treating AI as a "wait and see" item on your IT roadmap, the people signing these checks would like a word.
Freeze! (No, Literally, Tether Just Froze $4.2 Billion)
$4.2 billion. Frozen. Remotely. From wallets people thought were theirs. Tether just pulled off the largest crypto freeze in history, and the IT governance implications are wilder than the crime story. Who holds your kill switch? Do you know? You should.
I Automated Myself Out of 12 Hours a Week and I Have Zero Regrets
That's just how we do it' is the most expensive sentence in any organization's vocabulary, and IT professionals hear it constantly. Find the number first. Build the workflow second. Present both together.
What IT Can Learn From the Hardest Problem in Science
We're building systems that detect emergencies, learn behavior, and make decisions. But here's the uncomfortable truth: we still have absolutely no idea what consciousness actually is. Michael Pollan's new book tackles the question that neuroscientists, philosophers, and AI researchers can't answer, and IT professionals probably should be paying attention.
The Helpdesk Hall of Fame: Calls That Made Me Question Everything
The gap between 'technically literate' and 'technically panicked' is approximately one unexpected error message wide. The art of helpdesk isn't troubleshooting hardware. It's troubleshooting humans, and humans are considerably less predictable than hardware.
Do You Have to Say Please to Your AI? (Asking for a Friend)
Telling a chatbot to pretend it's an expert doesn't make it more accurate. It actually encourages hallucination by making the model overly confident in its own knowledge. That's not a quirk. That's a documented risk. Save the role-playing for brainstorming. For anything where accuracy matters, keep it grounded.
Your Next Coworker Does the Cha-Cha
Barcelona just deployed 600 robots into the homes of elderly residents, and honestly? My first reaction was somewhere between "that's adorable" and "the future arrived while I was updating firmware." A 67-year-old woman named Irene hadn't danced in over 20 years.
AI in Drug Discovery: The Part Where the Humans Turn Out to Still Be Essential
CAS published a recap of their Life Sciences Summits from late 2025 this month and it is worth reading if you care about where AI is actually landing in high-stakes, regulated environments. The summits brought together pharmaceutical companies, biotech firms, CROs, and academic institutions across Europe, South Korea, and Japan to talk about AI in drug discovery.
One in Five Breaches Takes Two Weeks to Recover From and That Should Scare You
Absolute Security released research this month that I want to talk about because it is the kind of data that should land differently than it usually does. They polled 750 CISOs in the US and UK and found that over half of respondents had suffered a cyberattack, ransomware infection, or data breach in the past year that took endpoint devices out of action.